A Shock Is Still Half Remembered Thirty-Four Days Later
Two weights that add to 0.98 give the variance forecast a half-life of 34.31 days; delete the second one and the half-life is 0.2744 days, gone before the next open. The same recursion turns strictly normal daily draws into a year with kurtosis exactly 297/67, and one shuffle of those same numbers separates the fat tail from the clustering. It also has a condition nobody quotes: stationarity is not enough for that kurtosis to be finite.