The Average of e to the X Is Never One
Moving the average inside the exponential returns 1, and 1 happens to be the exact median and the exact geometric mean of e^X, which is why the mistake survives every re-check of the arithmetic. Completing the square in the exponent gives the true value e^(sigma squared over two), or 1.6487 at unit spread, because multiplying a Gaussian density by e^x slides its centre and scales its mass. Convexity settles the direction before any integral is set up, and on a heavy-tailed variable the quantity stops being finite at all.