A Lighthouse Beam That Sweeps the Shore at Pi Miles a Second
Differentiating y = L tan(wt) gives a spot speed of w R squared over L, so the footprint accelerates with the square of its distance from the lamp: a tenth of pi directly opposite, and exactly pi miles per second nine miles along. The 9 is the along-shore leg, which makes 90 the squared hypotenuse rather than the square of nine, and that misreading is the usual failure. Nothing physical moves at that speed, and a straight coast running 2310 miles would carry a nominally faster-than-light spot carrying no information at all.